Has anyone seen my knives? They seem to have disappeared. I have searched my entire house. I have been watching the news to see if anyone is holding them for ransom… you know the reports where your knives are blindfolded and held against their will by extremists who claim that chopsticks are just misunderstood cutlery. Yeah… well I haven’t seen one of those reports… YET! So it saddens me to think that perhaps my knives have simply done a runner… taken off. I don’t understand why… they have a good life here. They have their own block that they sit in everyday… I display them proudly on my kitchen bench for all to see. Maybe they decided there was a bigger life out there to be had… I knew letting them watch “Jamie’s Kitchen” and “Huey’s Cooking Adventures” would only lead to anarchy.