How To Make Money Quickly Online

Shit load of money

There are so many schemes on the internet, that I think there is room for just one more – mine.

These money making tips will get you rolling in cash fast.

Sell All Your Organs
Why wait until you die to give away your organs for free when you can auction them off to the highest bidder. Organs are so in right now! Create a listing on internet auction sites like Ebay, Craigslist and Organs-R-Us. TIP: When you run out of organs, sell all your non-essential limbs.

Sell Your Soul
The devil never has enough souls and tells me he’s paying top dollar for souls. And if you are one of the first 200 souls he buys, you will get a free set of steak knives.

Sell ALL your Stuff
Self explanatory really. You really don’t need all that stuff. Admit it, most of your stuff is just a bunch of crap. Once you’ve sold all your stuff, sell other people’s stuff.

Grow Money Trees
Sure this one may take a little longer but the wait is well worth it. Once your money trees have fully grown, you have an instant cash machine.

Reality TV
Fame and money naturally follows after being a contestant on a reality tv show.

8 thoughts on “How To Make Money Quickly Online

  1. Aloha Witty Sam

    You always make me smile and selling my stuff – hmmm, I like my crap even if no one else does. The ‘stuff’ makes me feel at home.

    Hey have you got a money tree too? Very cool and now I am your new coffee friend to see you daily and pick some leafs too.

    Your perspective is awesome and one to be truly admired….. But wait there’s more 🙂

  2. Hi Witty Sam,

    I’ve been looking for an excuse to go completely nuts and to find out that I can make money quickly that way too is a 2 for 1 deal!!! Watch out, I’ll be on the next cover of new idea!

  3. I totally agree Mr Aerator. As my witty blog post points out you can make money online and offline as well. I understand the Devil is buying souls offline.

  4. You reckon Bevis?

    I don’t know how much further one can go in terms of “this” blog article. Pretty crap ideas… but if you can improve on the crap & come up with the shittiest ideas on making money online quickly go right ahead…

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