During an election campaign you would think getting hold of the current unreal Prime Minister of Australia for an interview is impossible. Strangely Julia Spillard, the unreal Prime Minister of Australia was extremely receptive when I approached her for my first Witty Sam interview.
When Julia Spillard answered the phone she knew who Witty Sam was instantly…. which was a little unnerving. She’s that powerful she probably knew I was going to call…
Julia Spillard is the Official Doppleranger of the first female Prime Minister of Australia. Here is my exclusive interview with Julia Spillard.
What was your response when Mark Latham said you touched him inappropriately?
I kicked him in the nuts. My parents taught me that if a dog has you in it’s grip and won’t let go a good kick to the nutsack is the quickest resolution. An Education Resolution!
Do you think Latham is telling the Australian public to leave the ballot papers blank cause he doesn’t know how to vote?
I think Mark Latham wants to grab the hands of Australians and break their fingers…
There’s a lot of talk about your huge weird-ass earlobes. Would you consider going on Extreme Makeover to get them fixed?
Yes. You can join the people’s forum on Christmas Island to discuss my earlobes and when I have run out of things to do I’ll give you a call and ask you what you think.
Your Government is offering 25% rebates on Lazy Patches bought before the election – what color Lazy Patch would suit my eyes?
Finally Prime Minister, how will you be celebrating on Sunday after you’ve won the election?
I’ll be laughing like an evil genius. And having a tight lipped pash with Tim!
It was a pleasure interviewing Julia Spillard, our unreal Prime Minister. She’s sooper unreal…
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