I always have witty things to say, and there have been times where I say sarcastic witty things. My grandmother, may she rest in peace, once said and I quote, “Samantha, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit!”

Nanna always said I was cheeky

Nanna always said I was cheeky

She just had to have the final word… 5 minutes later. I laugh now… it’s a memory I’ll treasure forever – you may think that’s a little weird but this was the woman who gave me an addiction to Iced Vo-Vo’s… and that made her a drug dealer. That, my friends, is very weird!!

I am an extremely witty person… and I love it! Having a witty sense of humor is a fantastic thing to have. Witty thoughts often pop into my head when I least expect it… and I get a buzz when other people have a laugh. And people who don’t appreciate my quirky sense of humor… I couldn’t give a toss! I am far past apologizing for the person I am or being “sensitive” to other people by suppressing my natural wittiness – get over it! Or as a friend of mine often says, “build a bridge and get over it.”

Ellen Degeneres... queen of all things witty

Ellen Degeneres... queen of all things witty

Well, you can build your bridge, charge a toll… hey you should make a profit – bridges can get awfully expensive to build. I know a good bridge guy – Bob the Builder, if there is anyone that can build a bridge, he can!

My point… and I do have one – is make sure you get a builders permit. Oh, and always wear a hard hat at construction sites.

 

Dedicated to Bonnie Jean Weston – 31 Jan. 1933 – 23 August 2006

2 Comments to “When witty things to say are the only things worth saying…”

  1. avatar Jinke says:

    you are not witty.

  2. avatar Witty Sam says:

    Thankyou Jinke… I really appreciate you taking the time out of your busy schedule (I can only assume “busy” because I have such high respect for you) to leave a comment on one of my blogs…

    Cheers!

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