Tired of listening to the sighs and generalĀ  sounds of life, Zslack Barstid decided to threaten his employees if they attempted to breathe by putting up Warning Danger signs throughout the entire office. “All I ask is a solid day’s work outta these people,” says Zslack Barstid, “and I am doing this for their own good… they will thank me one day.”

Zslack Barstid believes productivity will increase with his new warning danger signs. “I have put Warning Danger signs everywhere… I think there is about 160, including the ones I put in the toilets. I have even made it everyone’s wallpaper on their computers… just in case they forget.”

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5 Comments to “Warning Danger Sign Prevents Office Workers from Breathing”

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