It’s really important to aim high in life and set some realistic goals… and some not so realistic goals. When you decide what you want to do with your life and design your ultimate dream job, you must go after it as if imaginary rats are nipping at your heels. You may look a little weird but at least you are chasing your dreams – damn it!

Here is a list of ultimate dream jobs that me and my voices came up with at 2am:

  • Wedding Planner for people who want really, really bad weddings
  • Premier of NSW, Kristina Keneally’s Australian Accent Coach
  • A Kardashian – the one that has trouble keeping up
  • Grammar Rodeo Clown
  • Master of the Universe
  • A Manager at a Shelter for Homeless Shopping Trolleys
  • Real-life Dramatic Re-enactment Actor
  • Bingo Caller on speed
  • Monkey Translator
  • Half-Life Coach
  • Inaccurate Weather Reporter
  • Slow Motion Crash Test Dummy

Share your ultimate dream job here – you’ll be doing yourself a favor! Like the Law of Attraction… when you put it out there, you will attract me hounding you until you make it! 🙂

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6 Comments to “Ultimate Dream Jobs…”

  1. avatar Cemil says:

    Hey Sam, can’t believe I didn’t see this post earlier.

    First off, I would love to see a Bingo Caller on speed and a Monkey Translator. I think that would be cool..

    Inaccurate Weather Reporter… Isn’t that job already taken by Tim Bailey? he kills my weekends sometimes 😉

    And as for the Aussie Accent Coach for Keneally – I really hope someone fills that role soon. Is it only me or does the aussie accent drift in and out?
    .-= Cemil’s last blog post is ..Real Law of Attraction =-.

  2. avatar Witty Sam says:

    Bingo Caller on Speed sounds like fun for the caller and everyone playing. Thanks Cemil & I hope I have inspired you to think about your Ultimate Dream Job.

  3. LOL. This is funny. Well, some makes sense. It could be from your own observation though. Definitely, getting a not-so realistic dream job can sometimes come to a reality. Like flying in an aeroplane by the Wright Brothers. Now, I’m thinking what would be mine?

    -From your Life Coach

  4. avatar Witty Sam says:

    I have achieved my ultimate dream job Life Coach – you actually LOL. Making people laugh is my purpose is life… that and eating Iced Vo-Vo’s.

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