Tony Abbott

Witty Sam on February 24th, 2013

Tony Abbott shocked the media yesterday by holding  a press conference to outline his bold new Education Policy. Abbott began his press conference by telling members of the press that there would be no follow up questions at the end of his speech. “Good morning. Get your pens and paper and write this shit down […]

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Witty Sam on July 20th, 2010

Australian Prime Minister Julia Gillard has put the defense force on sooper-dooper  high alert. With reliable news of Mel Gibson moving to Australia, the Australian Government wants Mel Gibson “to stay the hell away from us.” The Army, Navy, Airforce and any vigilante with a history of violence will be protecting Australia’s borders to stop […]

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