I don’t know whether to laugh or cry… or possibly take a Nanna nap. The latter seems the logical choice – I feel like an old Witty Sam. It’s hard keeping up with Sean Rasmussen and his crazy talk. It’s madness… madness I tells ya!

Sean Rasmussen is on a mission… I don’t believe he’s travelled to another galaxy far, far away. Although he could have traveled back in time if one his last blogs is anything to go by. Or maybe like Greta Garbo in her first “talkie”, we all waited with baited breathe for 30 minutes to hear her talk for the first time. Sean Rasmussen talks… about what, is driving me crazy! But he has inspired me to do some of my own crazy talk

Mr Sean Rasmussen… two can play at this game!

Now as I take a sip of my Nanna cup of tea and sit down – not for too long those chairs will kill you (but more about that in another blog to come), I think it might be time to outsource MY LIFE. Not everything – I can take care of all the sleeping. I am not being lazy, by the way… well, it is a little tiny bit lazy. So the next sentence will be full of plain lazi-ness…

There are two main points that are important to me, Witty Sam, as a blogger and Comedic Writer extra-ordi-nnaire! Ta da!

The Words… in accordance with the Witty Sam Prophecy

Mae West

I always approach writing my blog with the  intention of pushing the boundaries and to challenge the status quo. I am no Mae West,  but I do remember she was a little shorter than me and I always teased her for it, it’s always good to be taller than someone – but I digress. Mae West pushed the boundaries as a writer and she was sent to jail for 10 days on “moral charges” for her stage play titled, “Sex”. This great broads’ words were eventually silenced by the Hays Code.

When I started my blog 75 years ago, it was merely an outlet for my pent-up, wacky sense of humor. My purpose was not to make other people laugh – hard to do since I would need to speak to everyone to find out what makes them laugh, and then please every single one of you… I just don’t have enough Helper Monkeys to do that. My style of writing and comedy has changed alot since those early days, and I have become a lot more crazier and wacky-er. What has helped enormously is immersing myself in comedy everyday. It keeps my alien frequency tuned into the comedy channel.

Maximilien de Robes Pierre was one crazy chap! But he wasn’t always crazy though… I used to call him Max before he hit the big time. He led a “Revolution of Words” during the French Revolution. He said, “Be bold! And you must choose your words wisely as they can be used against you.” Except he said it all in French and I never understood a darn word of French – but I laughed with a French accent to cover up this small oversight. Poor old Max eventually lost the plot (and his head), forgetting why he helped lead the people towards freedom in the first place. I tried to tell him but my French laugh seemed to only confuse him.

Free To Be Me

Photo of me just after leaving Kaploweeee Ammunitions

Throughout my 75 year history of the Witty Sam blog, I have stayed completely true to myself and my humor. I love what I do, and I want to write comedy until the day I die. Heck, the day after too… someone’s gotta write my eulogy. And now, my stress levels have diminished and I no longer fear for my life after leaving “Kaploweeee! Ammunitions” Warehouse after 42 dedicated years, I feel completely free to be me now more than I ever have. I was given the gift of freedom… and a gold bullet.

Comedy is my passion, my path in life, my destiny – whatever you want to call it. You can call me a screwball and it would be the greatest compliment in the world.

Carole Lombard

My favourite screwball, Carole Lombard and I go way back. I met her on the set of Alfred Hitchcock’s only comedy, Mr and Mrs Smith (no relation AT ALL to the Brad and Angie “movie”). He made that movie because he wanted to work with Carole Lombard. Ms Lombard was the Queen of Screwball Comedy film and she was someone who was “left-of-centre”… off-beat – a screwball (and the highest paid actress in Hollywood)! Alfred Hitchcock often referred to actresses as “cattle”… Carole couldn’t resist the chance to poke fun. She had me help her bring three cows to present to Mr Hitchcock! It was the funniest sight… and only something the Queen of Screwball Comedy could get away with!

Why is Sean Rasmussen talking crazy for?

When I heard Sean Rasmussen talking crazy for the first time I was surprised he had an Australian accent. Western Australia IS on  the other side of the world, so there was no telling what life is like there or the language they speak. The last recorded data from the NASA W.A. Rover was, “I have lost the will to live. Kill me… kill me now.”

Crazy Talk with Sean Rasmussen as your host…

Sean looks ready to talk crazy

Sean’s crazy talk is equally matched with his crazy walk. Although I have never seen him walk… but according to a recent documentary I watched on Animal Planet, people from Western Australia have a crazy walk. So I know what I am talking about! Sean wants to know if we want to make $1000. Think about it… ah, that’ll do little pig, that’ll do.

If you didn’t need to invest one cent and you didn’t need to be a Kardashian for one second of a second, would you like the opportunity to get your hands on $1000 just by making the most comments on his blog? It’s as simple as that! Read the rules and then let your fingers do the talking…

My Comedy Bible says,”Ye must not tar and feather thy own rubber chicken before ye tar and feather thy rubber chicken of ye neighbor.” And so I do, so I do my friends. I never lose sight of why I write but now I set the intention on making the world a better place with my unique comedic style. To entertain myself and others – and never compromise my character. “This is me, this is who I am…”

If you have a gift, share it with the world – the world is waiting for you.

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21 Comments to “Sean Rasmussen and his crazy talk!”

  1. Witty Sam

    You have just made my day! Thank you.

    My smile is so wide that my eyes are crinkling shut. Oh what to do what to do!

    To make the world a better place is a fantastic affirmation and yes please do not change.
    .-= Cherie Rasmussen hopes you will read ..Affiliate Marketing Forums – 6 Ways You Can Benefit =-.

  2. avatar Witty Sam says:

    Thanks Cherie! I can lend you my crow bar to get those eyes back open again if you like 😉 I had so much fun writing this one…

  3. avatar gerard says:

    Hey Witty

    Great looking site keep up the good work

  4. avatar Eileen says:

    Hi Witty Sam,

    I’m glad I don’t come from W.A….I certainly don’t walk like one. I’ve not seen Sean walk either but now I have a funny visual of it. Thanks. 🙂

    Regards, Eileen.
    .-= Eileen hopes you will read ..Food colors =-.

  5. avatar David M says:

    75 years of posts to catchup on. I better pour myself another cuppa, I could be here for some time.
    .-= David M hopes you will read ..Small Business Failure Rate: 9 out of 10? =-.

  6. avatar Jill B says:

    Hi Witty Sam,

    Fruitcake! 🙂

    Leaving Kaploweeee Ammunitions has done wonders for your looks. Lol.

    What can I say?

    Thanks for a very entertaining article!

  7. avatar Witty Sam says:

    Thanks Jill… as you can see I am not as twitchy as well!! Have a great weekend!!

  8. avatar Witty Sam says:

    I think we are all glad we don’t come from W.A – lol!!!

    Thanks Eileen.

  9. avatar Witty Sam says:

    You may need several tea-bags David! Sit back and enjoy… you are in for a real treat!

  10. avatar Rita says:

    I have seen Sean walk and you want ta know what—– he stands TALL when standing in front of him looking straight ahead I look at his belt(well it would be his belly button if he didnt have his shirt on) he is a GIANT of a man in every way.

  11. avatar Witty Sam says:

    I hope one day I the opportunity to do the very same thing… just to prove that!! I would most probably be looking at his um… belt too – I am a shortie!

    Thanks Rita. 😉

  12. avatar Terese says:

    Witty Sam, oh Witty Sam, thou hast made my day, or is it – make my day- and give me one thousand smakaroos Sean! Oh how I wish I had the talent to make witty remarks, off the cuff repartee.
    Keep it up Witty Sam, if only to make me laugh, and laugh I did, so you see, you really are a comic, and a published one to boot!

  13. Witty Sam – I enjoyed your blog. You certainly entertained me.
    .-= Tania Shipman’s last blog post is ..Solar Power Update =-.

  14. Just read your game plan in one of the “many” comments on Sean’s blog and thought I’d stop by and give you a read. Great stuff. You don’t know me but you have given me just a little more support to live my dream and go for it. Thanks.
    .-= Terry Tiessen’s last blog post is ..Ad Unit Magic =-.

  15. avatar Witty Sam says:

    I know this is a little belated but a witty mind never rests… sounds cryptic, I know. Thankyou Tania…. it’s great to know I constantly entertain… drowns out those pesky negatino comments.

  16. avatar Witty Sam says:

    Thanks Terry… hey, I actually inspire people – well, I am chuffed! Only ‘game’ plan if you can call it a ‘game’…. I prefer Laughter Plan – Witty Sam’s Secret Dosier on World Domination.

  17. Hi Sam,

    Thank you for your kind comment on my blog.
    I have been abit slack on my blog, but have renewed energy and have started posting again.


  18. avatar Jody Chambers says:

    Stay off the ice Witty Sam…it seems your sense of humour is around the s-bend already

  19. avatar Witty Sam says:

    Thanks Jody… I think. No ice for me… too cold for this time of year… thanks for the tip. I will stick to Iced Vo-Vo’s!

  20. avatar Witty Sam says:

    If I’ve entertained then I can rest my Iced Vo-Vo boots and stop my crazy talk… for now anyways! Keep smiling Tania!

  21. avatar Witty Sam says:

    Keep working on it Mercedes… and if you need any tips 😉 just ask – I’m full of it… tips that is!

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