Friends complained today that Orlando Bloom can’t shut the fuck up about Miranda Kerr. According to his close friends Bloom manages to bring every single conversation around to his wife Miranda Kerr.
Blooms’ obsession of talking incessantly about Miranda Kerr is now pissing his friends off. “I get it,” complained a close friend, “He married a fucking model and she’s clearly hotter than my wife but he doesn’t have to constantly rub my nose in it.”
“If Orlando Bloom talks about how beautiful his wife is or, how much his wife has changed his life or, how Miranda Kerr is a wonderful mother one more time, I’m going to punch him in the face,” said another close friend.
Friends have threatened to find another famous friend to hang out with if Orlando can’t find something else to talk about. Things don’t look good for Orlando’s friends as he has just told another close friend that he could “talk about Miranda all day”.