Our society is so full of shit… you have become so used to it I don’t think you can even smell shit when it hits you in the face! There are so many people who believe in their own shit too – it surprises me. And here I believed talking shit was just a character in South Park! Not many people know that Angelina Jolie is now an Ambassador for People Against People Who Talk Shit – and I have joined the cause! Talking shit has become a way of life… you only have to ask my ex-boss… he was an expert at it! And in those famous words spoken by my hero Winston Churchill…

We shall go on to the end,
we shall fight shit on the seas and oceans,
we shall fight shit with growing confidence and growing strength in the air,
we shall defend our Island against shit, whatever the cost may be,
we shall fight shit on the beaches,
we shall fight shit on the landing grounds,
we shall fight shit in the fields and in the streets,
we shall fight shit in the hills; we shall never surrender…

“You’ve made that shit up…”

4 Comments to “Most People are Full of Shit!”

  1. avatar Robert Farah says:

    I love all this Shit stuff! Winston! You old Shit! Lovely Sam!

  2. avatar Johnny Deeep says:

    You are shit, she is shit, he is shit, we all are shit!

  3. avatar shitface says:

    Classic!

  4. avatar Witty Sam says:

    Thanks Shitface… I think it’s one of my classic shit!

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