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Witty Sam on October 9th, 2011

Friends complained today that Orlando Bloom can’t shut the fuck up about Miranda Kerr. According to his close friends Bloom manages to bring every single conversation around to his wife Miranda Kerr. Blooms’ obsession of talking incessantly about Miranda Kerr is now pissing his friends off. “I get it,” complained a close friend, “He married a fucking […]

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Witty Sam on August 23rd, 2010

During an election campaign you would think getting hold of the current unreal Prime Minister of Australia for an interview is impossible. Strangely Julia Spillard, the unreal Prime Minister of Australia was extremely receptive when I approached her for my first Witty Sam interview. When Julia Spillard answered the phone she knew who Witty Sam […]

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Witty Sam on September 14th, 2009

Kyle Sandilands has said stupid things on the radio in the past– but he has really out-done himself this time! I wasn’t sure if he was trying to say witty things or whether he’s unsure of what a concentration camp really is. Kyle Sandilands – hit the kill switch… The “kill switch” that 2Day FM […]

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