Bizarre Witty Thoughts

Tweet Tired of listening to the sighs and general  sounds of life, Zslack Barstid decided to threaten his employees if they attempted to breathe by putting up Warning Danger signs throughout the entire office. “All I ask is a solid day’s work outta these people,” says Zslack Barstid, “and I am doing this for their [...]

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Witty Sam on January 18th, 2010

Tweet Customer service is one of two things… a really good experience or a complete nightmare that requires years of therapy. And if you are really lucky, customer service is bi-polar… that’s when you get both crazy worlds! Share your crazy customer service experiences here with the world by leaving a comment under the post [...]

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Witty Sam on September 20th, 2009

Tweet I always have witty things to say, and there have been times where I say sarcastic witty things. My grandmother, may she rest in peace, once said and I quote, “Samantha, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit!” She just had to have the final word… 5 minutes later. I laugh now… it’s a [...]

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