Bizarre Witty Thoughts

Witty Sam on September 20th, 2009

I always have witty things to say, and there have been times where I say sarcastic witty things. My grandmother, may she rest in peace, once said and I quote, “Samantha, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit!” She just had to have the final word… 5 minutes later. I laugh now… it’s a memory [...]

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Witty Sam on July 14th, 2009

Our society is so full of shit… you have become so used to it I don’t think you can even smell shit when it hits you in the face! There are so many people who believe in their own shit too – it surprises me. And here I believed talking shit was just a character [...]

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Witty Sam on March 2nd, 2008

I have never considered myself to be any good at flirting. Even when I thought I was doing it right a guy thought I was having an epileptic fit. Hmmm… not the response I was after and there was no need to call for that ambulance. And having a guy take a restraining order out [...]

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