Hello World!

Here I am standing on the top of Mount Everest! I have fashioned a megaphone from some cardboard…who needs oxygen….well, I know what you are thinking – how on earth can I be typing on top of the world’s tallest mountain without passing out. Good question…. iced vo-vo’s…it’s the answer to everything…and Google Earth. It’s fantastic…travelling around the world has never been so easy. I will never have to get up from my La-Z-Boy (why on earth it’s called a “Boy” I will never know – why not Sam… I am just as lazy) ever again. It’s so addictive..more so than iced vo-vo’s! A friend of mine called last week and asked whether I could go to a party (no it wasn’t Corey Delaney) – I told her I was in Bali with 5 kilos of pot and a packet of iced vo-vo’s and would drop in if I had time…imagine her surprise when I arrived at the party 2 hours later…perhaps I should have told her that it I was travelling via the magic that is Google Earth.